The Story of Turkey Day
la la la... since thanksgiving is coming up......
i thought i'd just add this thing here to explain the story of thanksgiving..
okay.. so like... one day.. there was this duck.. and it was all like.. *quack*
and then there was this cow... and she was all like mooooooooooooo.. and
soooooooooooo.. they had their family and relatives there so they were all
quacking and moo-ing.. and one can imagine how noisy that is.. soooooooooo..
this Indian comes along and is all like.. hey.. lets go kill a turkey instead
'cuz i can't stand all this noise! sooooo.. they all get really excited and are
all like "kill kill kill".. soooooooo.. they go kill a turkey.. and they eat..
and that is why we now have two days off from school.. yay!
(also, according to yao.. the cow and duck had sex.. but umm.. i dunno about